Todays Random Thoughts

Dear Betty White, it was great you had a SNL comeback. But lets call that, that and end this madness go back to the retirement castle. Jason Vorhees does have better acting skills than the entire cast of twilight. Jacob is soooo dreamy, wait that was supposed to be a private thought. Taxes really suck, until you need to go to the hospital. The hospital sucks though cause of the crazies and the hypochondriacs. Good Vodka is great other than that Vodka is awful. I want a tattoo but chinese symbols scream douche and at 70 I doubt I will still want a flaming skull. If I had been in the air force maybe. Track suits are only for real athletes and wops from NY, not suburban Canada. 4 X 4 is the greatest thing I ever bought! Cell phone companies are modern day gangsters, this is like their prohibition. I want a cat again, they really are the best pet. Smarter than dogs, more cuddly than fish and legal unlike the monkey I really want. Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Lynx guarding your house? Fuck you alarm company, I have a 300 lbs killing machine. Rap needs someone like Tupac again and sadly Justin Beiber is still alive. The Simpsons had their run. I did love them, I can remember when it was a treat to stay up past my bed time in elementary to watch them. I will be 31 this year, they kinda lost any edge or relevance they had. The occupy movement really needs to go away, it is even popping up as a joke on sitcoms and cop shows. Batwings suck. They need to invent a new drink. Like beer but with a much better flavour but less booze than rye or rum or vodka. Strippers are great entertainment, so are casinos. But they cost so much. It is sad that some of the worlds nicest people are dumb and a lot of the worst people are clever. There is some real disturbing porn out there. I would like a top hat or a fedora, but I don't think I could pull it off. I don't think racial slurs should be used by the people it is a slur against. If your using it why can't I? Shovelling is for suckers, soon as I am rich I am done with it. I heard it said no honest person ever gets rich, thats BS. The richest people I know are too honest. I miss 80's Metallica, GnR also Rage against the machine and old Eminem and Hed p.e. Raspberry jam is the only jam worth eating