I am going to assume everyone knows about the pass list. Every relationship should have 1. Its the 5 - 10 people you will likely never meet but if you do and they want a night of monkey sex, you get a free pass. And it goes both ways the guy and the girl get one. Couple key rules, it has to be people you will likely NEVER meet. If you say her sister for the list your likely not gonna need a list after that. And it has to be only a few people. 5 is a good number, I have heard 10 but that might again start to piss the other person off. I was gonna go with 7.5 but since I don't know any sexy midgets we will round to 8.
8 - Bar Rafeli.
7 - Jessica Biel
6 - Kim Kardashian
5 - Brooklyn Decker
4 - Jesse Lee Denning
3 - Kendra Wilkinson
2 - Avril Lavigne
1 - Scarlett J.
Sorry to all the women who didn't make the list, I am sure you A list celebs are heart broken. Next time maybe we will do the anti 8.
10 best albums, this is in no real order. As depending on my mood the constantly change but here goes
10 - Hed P.E - Broke. Easily best rock rap album of all time.
9 - Jay-Z - The blue print. Ya all is albums are good, but this really is the blue print for rap.
8 - GnR - Appetite for Destruction. No one did hard rock hair metal better.
7 - Nirvana - Nevermind. Yes it is commercial pop grunge but they did make the whole scene.
6 - Led Zeppelin - ZoSo. Really why would I even explain how this album made it.
5 - Swollen Members - Dagger mouth. It was hard to pick between this and Black Magic but Dagger wins and is Canadas best rap
4 - Metallica - Master of Puppets. Remember when they weren't old and shitty.
3 - Dr. Dre - Chronic 2001. Pac is great, Jay-z can rip it up, Eminem is witty, Snoop is the dogg father but Dre is an Icon.
2 - Rage against the machine - Evil Empire. Some say they are to corporate but they get more messages out than any other band
1 - Eminem - The slim shady lp. Its witty, scary, sad, manic and that was when Eminem still had normal problems. Not hollywood problems.
5 Best movies/series. First off if it is a series the whole series has to be good not like most of the 80's slasher films, that had 1 good 1 and then 20 crappy ones. This is all movies maybe sometime I will do a genre special. And picking out single movies would just be way too hard.
5 - Harry Potter. The fact that it is based on the best book series ever REALLY helps. But it is a great series and it was fun to watch them grow up. Now I hope they don't get the Mark Hamil curse.
4 - Kevin Smith. I would call it the Jay and silent Bob series, but in some of them they are just background noise. Not all View Askew movies but ones that Jay and Bob at least Cameo in.
3 - Pirates of the Caribbean. Face it, the whole series is good. Not all great, dead mans chest was lacklustre but it was still a good movie. Not bad for a series based on a ride I had never heard of.
2 - Chris Nolans Dark Knight. Nolan sees Batman the way it should be, dark, gritty and without super villains. Yes the 80's batman was good but the series just got worse and worse. If Dark Knight rising is as good as the first 2, we could have a new champ next year.
1 - Lord of the Rings. The books were are hard and boring read, the movies made it the other way. (Unlike you Narnia) And sorry Star Wars, you don't even break the top five because of George Lucas' greed making 2 crappy prequels.
To end it all lets go with a list in no particular order of the most over rated and iritating things around
10 - Snooki, wait the "situation" no wait... Jersey Shore!!! What a waste of TV time.
9 - Vegans. WTF I mean it isn't healthier. And you can't seriously being thinking of the cows and pigs.
8 - Car Salesmen. At work I deal with sales people all day but none are like the jackasses on car lots.
7 - 89% of youtube. Please stop posting family videos no one cares about except your family. And fake trailers.
6 - Internet porn. Serious?? Show me a good two second clip then want a credit card? Now what do I do?
5 - Mohawks. Unless you are 4 or younger don't fucking wear these you just look dumb.
4 - The Occupy movement. Here in town one of the organizers is "allegedly" an unemployed drug dealer
3 - 1 ply toilet paper. First off buy two ply it really doesn't cost much more and second JUST MAKE 2 PLY
2 - Pop music. Listening to the radio today makes me wanna slit my wrist and I hate emo music!
1 - Hangovers. Sure they are gods way of saying "You kicked ass last night!" but they really suck!
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