Random

So some random thoughts today, Whitney Houston died this weekend. I only remember her from my moms car growing up, I think the only celebrity I will ever remembers death is MJ since he was the Elvis of our time. The Devils rock is a terrible movie. Alex Ovechikn has forgot how to play hockey. I told a friend that he said Ovechkin is Russian for over paid with no heart. I said that was Semin, Ovi means 2 trick pony that got solved. The inter web is way too full of porn. Take safe search of google type in anything and porn comes up. I was thinking of making a porn called W.A.D or Weapons of ass destruction, witty play on WMD right? No not really and it has probably been done. Also it is likely a taboo in porn to use the word WAD, rest in peace John Holmes. Also a 80 year old man in Thailand died by choking on his dentures after having sex for 45 minutes. 45!!! wow at 80 this man deserves a state funeral. Used car salesmen are really annoying and phoney, yet one just made off with a lot of my money. It is funny how skanky you can make children's classic costumes like Alice or little red riding hood. Valentines day is a terrible holiday, yet I am making Salmon and getting flowers in hopes to get laid. Fact is I would likely get laid anyways. Damn you Hallmark. Men yes all men are either tit men or ass men. I mean we like both but each guy has a preference. I love latin women so figure it out. I am writing this while cleaning house and it is really not helping. Recycling should be mandatory it makes sense and it isn't some hippy BS. The world is becoming too idiot proof. Coffee cups should not have to say "hot careful", laws suits started all that and is actually harming us by working against natural selection. Crime does pay, that may not be a good thing but it is true. So legalize marijuana, if it was regulated and controlled bad guys lose a lot of money. Also legalize prostitution, the women would be safer and the government would get it cut and again bad guys lose money. No city that doesn't get snow should ever win the stanley cup. Collection agents are the toughest guys in the world.... over the phone. Reality TV needs stopped,really. Also the people in the "OCCUPY" movement are dumb. Seriously forever 1% of the world has controlled 99% of the wealth. This isn't new, get back to work. I do not agree with it but I do support clean injection sites until the war on drugs is won lets try and keep the by products like disease down. Central Vacs suck at sucking. Reading "smart" books does not make one smart. All the Sun Tzu in the world just looks lame if your not comprehending what your reading. Travel warnings are getting out of hand, I don't need to be advised not to go to Iran or Iraq. And Mexico didn't get bad, it has always been dangerous if you went looking for it.Youth justice is getting out of hand. A 15 year old is free to go after beheading a puppy, he is sorry and knows his actions were wrong. REALLY??? Sounds like he is gonna be a pillar in our community. And last but not least I need to get cracking on the cleaning as my date starts soon.