The Return of Anarchy!

So I just bought Sons of Anarchy season 4. Had already seen it and still loved it, can't wait for Season 5 to start. However very pissed FX is only in America! Come on Fox Canada loves you to. As a fun side note this summer I was on the street that Tig hides his get away bike after he goes after Laroy. Same street that Paddys Irish pub is on in LA's toy district. Speaking of TV here is my take on whats new. Hockey night in Canada, you had better be back this winter. True Blood, WTF you are getting beyond stupid. Why can I not stop watching you. Dexter should be back soon, I cannot wait that was a great cliff hanger ending. I have decided to give Boardwalk Empire one more chance. It had the WORST ending of all time but the new "villain" looks pretty good. I can't wait for Once Upon a Time, Rumplstiltskin (whatever) you complete me. I never got into Grimm, but I hear I should be. I missed season 2 of both Walking Dead and Game of Thrones. Those I will get caught up on though before next season starts. I am a sucker for 5.0, Bones and Criminal Minds so basicly I will be stuck in my living room for the next 6 months. Also Strike Back looks good if you love uber manly shows.

Avril Lavinge is marrying Chad from Nickelback???? WTF Av, I thought you were waiting for me! I told my ex on one of our first dates that Av and I were meant to be together. What happened to her old husband. That guy from that Blink 182 knock off. For some reason I have Lady Lumps in my head. I would like to see Fergies lumps but more so I wanna touch Katie Cummings lumps. I have seen them and I want to feel them. If I mention her enough in a blog no one reads do you think I will get that chance.

Finished Arkham City, what a slick game. So I went back and played Arkham Asylum, which I had never done before. That was a mistake do them in order or it is way to easy. Also EA sports please take note, when you make a new hockey I want to be able to transfer! I have 8 years into a dynasty in 2012 and if I buy 2013 it is all for naught. You can't tell me that the X Box doesn't have the technology to do that. Finished Co-ed hockey for the summer season, we finished second last and came in dead last in the playoffs. I am starting to get a bit frustrated, I mean our team is a team out playing for fun. Ya still to win but for fun like the league is supposed to be. Some other teams feel the need though to stack it with great players and win every game by blow outs. Really??? IN a fun league you do this. Go play in a real league then cause winning a tee shirt by beating a bunch of people who have never held hockey sticks before is lame. Lame, lame, lame.

 I am planning on writing blogs that have some meat to them but I have had a busy summer. My roommate went back to LA though. She is great roomie but my wallet and liver don't miss her yet. And there is much less dog hair. However it is time to get some OT at work, I need to pay for the three friction Holidays I planned this year. LA, Vic and Mexico.

TJ

So since I couldn't think of any more witty ways to say more random BS I will call this one TJ. I just went to build a bear and made my old lady a bear, I named him TJ. Anyways back at work for the last 3 weeks, I miss vacation. Work has picked up which is nice cause maybe we will finally start getting bonus but working for it.... My boss accused me twice in the last 2 weeks of being hung over and told me to get some sleep at night. Funny thing it was the two nights I had a drink or less the night before. The days I feel like shit nothing! We had beer olympics one weekend since I have been back, I learned not to start drink tequila at 9 am, it makes for a long day and a long next day. I am up to the third season of the Shield. That is a wicked awesome show.... It is sad that summer is almost over and the way things are going I dont have NHL to look forward to. Not only does that suck to not have anything watch but it totally ruins my various pools. Saw Metallica, it was fucking sick. I am so glad they didn't play barely any new shitty shit and stuck to all the classics. Hatfields and McCoys is a great series, I recommend anyone watch it. I would say Ole Ran McCoy got the worst in that. Also Arkham City is amazing, but really why do they always kill the Joker? Its not like he is gonna stay dead. The Dark Knight Rises was awesome. I cant believe that whack job killed all those people in Colorado. My co-ed hockey team sucks but at least we won a couple games. This season though, the playoffs everyone makes it. So if we did pull some magical miracle on ice we could win hahahaha no way. Also my roommate finally noticed that the sex chair squeaks. I got a new roommate downstairs, El Queero Diablo I call him. Yes he is the gay devil. Anywho I should go bbq since people are waiting on me.

End of Vic

So dinner... It was great. Well first it was a panic, I shaved showered and then couldn't find the nice button up shirt I brought. It was in my carry on bag so in the end it was okay but a small heart attack when I thought I booked a nice dinner and was gonna have to go in a skate shirt. We had mussels and calamari to start. It was the best Calamari I have ever had. PS it was at Lure in the Delta hotel. She had pasta and I had the pork loin. Not the best pork loin but she liked her pasta. I got her a half litre of wine. I said I was gonna have some but it was really for her, I stuck to rum n coke. She had some sort of dessert cake, it was chocolate. We had the waitress take a few pictures of us. The bill was a bit more than I thought but it was worth it. I took pictures of her around the hotel, she liked it and I had a good time. It was an early bed after that....

Saturday was our last day. We went looking for De Vine wine in town and found it. Then we had squash, which I would really like to get back into. Then we had a nice brunch in the harbour, at milestones it was great. It was over 30 degrees so it was hot and sticky. Then made a pig of myself and had a float from the soda shoppe and picked up chocolates at rogers. I was sickly full and had a small nap before we went to Butchart. That place is sick! I loved all the gardens. Sadly when we were done we had to wait 2 hours to see the nightly fireworks display. Which also was amazing, I cant believe that people wait hours for that. I get it, it was cool and I liked it. But really I never understood fireworks what is the draw??? Then we drove back to the hotel, sadly it was a quiet night if you know what I mean. We had to be up and going by 7 AM. The best part was we saw Clay Morrow in the Victoria airport... Ron Pearlman is mean looking wether he is on TV, movies or in person. I didnt say hi but I really should have. Anyways that was Vic, it was a super fun Vac-ay and I am kinda sad to be home...

Vic days 3 4 5ish...

So day 3 was half done, we had sandwiches in the room a couple drinks and went down to the Soda Shoppe for a Sundae. I also had the Hawian dog which is just like the pizza but on a hot dog. It was better than it sounds and it sounds frickin good. But the main deal was three scoops of diffrent kinda of ice cream with hot fudge and sprinkles.... Awesome, I mean that straight up awesome! Ghostly walks is interesting. The thing is it really only goes a few blocks but it does have some intresting stories. About a factory built above a grave and the shit that happened to the families who owned the land. The man who who built the Empress, Joe the thug who haunts Hombolt. Robert Service, some dude and his hooker and a few more. The only thing was I should have wore some jeans and a long sleeve shirt as it was cold.

Day 4 started same as all coffee and this time some warm cereal. The old lady and I had a few serious talks which werent that pleasant but then we played a game of squash. I love 5 star hotels and forgot how much I love squash. A shower, a snack and we were off to the wineries. We went to De Vine for a tasting. The winery sits on a nice hill, that I was worried to drive the Fiesta up. The problem was a tour had just come and the taster?? seemed much to busy to help us. After getting grumpy we left to look for more wineries. All of them were closed, so with tail between legs we went back. I shot the shit with the tour driver, he was a good old guy. Telling us all the "closed" ones were open just drive up but we stayed cause now it was just us. The wine was great, not gonna lie we bought 2 bottles. On the other hand the taster treated us like we were hicks. I dont like being spoke down to, but he was also nice so I have such mixed feelings. Anyways it is good wine, I would recommend it. We went to Church and State next. They had a white I really liked and I hate white but the reds gave me heart burn.  I dunno if you are going to go to wineries I would say go to the little guy cause Church and State is almost too much a business and less a tourist attraction. Also people smarten up. 99 percent of you would be experts have no clue. People like what they like, yes you can describe the taste and flavour but dont be so pretensious (spelling error) as to say if it is a good wine. More than half of you are never going to go to Italy or France or Spain to taste wines so just drop the act! We came back, had another serious conv and then went out to Darcys pub for dinner. Another great place, I have no complaints about any food I have had in Vic. I got the old lady to have a shot and a couple beers which is a record for her in Vic. We came back and I love our King Sized bed.

Day 5 we were out of milk, so no coffee or no fruit loops. We walked downtown to find me a Timmies, BC you need to get some more TImmies Starbuck I am sorry but you suck. As a note for anyone on vacation if you need a shitter almost any tourist place has one just dont walk in and ask were it is, pretend like your there for the attraction. Then we took a 45 minute horse carriage ride. It was very nice through Beacon hill and James Bay. Of course hippies have to fuck things up. Some PETA shit heads were waiting to holler at us. Some day when my friend Tom rules the world he promises me stupid people will be outlawed including you, you stupid PETA fucks. Serious if that had been a wedding or something why do you douches need to yell, is it fun to ruin peoples days? Then we went to Irish times for the 3rd time and I finally had chowder it was awesome. Also I was super impressed that the waitress remembered our order and even that we were from E town. I mean I know I am sexy but... We had a drink at Garricks Head so we could take some pictures. We walked Bastion Square, the old lady wouldnt let me buy her a massage! They had nice shit but way over priced. She bought presents for her parents. I bought some cigars and now we are sitting chilling before our "romantic meal" I gotsta shave and shower soon. Maybe make it to the hot tub tonight. Sadly tomorrow is our last day. We have a squash date in the AM and Bouchart in the evening. Wanna go grab another bottle of De Vine in James bay at some point and maybe have another drink in JBI. So far it has been a pretty sweet week.

Vic day 2 n 3ish

SO day 2 started good. Fruit loops in the room and then off to the city centre. Of course it was too early and market square and most the shops werent open. But I did show the old lady fan tan alley. Most things were way over priced. Went down to the Royal BC museum. I haven't ever been to a museum before that I can remember other than the lame GP one. I have mixed feelings.... It was nothing like how Preston and Child make museums sound on the other hand it was pretty cool! The Queen E II exibit was kinda lame but the rest was pretty sweet. Had a small break and went to the Empress to walk the gardens. Not going to lie, they also were kind of a let down. I remember them being much greener, they were nice but not great. I also dont understand the whole greatness of that hotel. Yes it is a Fairmont and yes it is old but people lets frickin upgrade. Then we watched the IMAX on dinosaurs, that is one big screen. I bought a $3 dollar ring, I need to remember which hand the wedding band goes on or I may look like a fool in the future. Then we went to the bard and banker, a Scottish pub. I hear years ago it was actually a bank. It is pretty ritzy titzy but in reality it has good food at a fair price. The BLT was to die for, yes that sounds dramatic but it is true. Walking back to the hotel we looked at the menu for Irish Times pub and decided to come back for dinner. we sat in the hotel and vegged out, I started an urban spoon account and played with that for a bit. A false fire alarm went off in the hotel, serious how do people get so worked up? If there was a fire you might smell smoke, see flames... In short dont panic. Went to Irish Times, great food however they were out of oysters I wanted! Ya urban spoon will hear about that! But the Old Lady loved her Chowder, I admit it was pretty damn good. An Irish band played some good music, I do love Galway girl and they did a great cover. We stopped at the smoke shop and I bought my first cigar in along time. Side bar... I need to find a way to import cuban cigars, selling them could easily pay my debts or pay to go to Havana at least. Stopped at the Soda Shoppe to scope it out, thinking we may be cheesy and go there tonight. Walked the harbour again, some old fucker gave me an elbow. I really should let it go according to the old lady but I hate rude fucks. I understand bumping but this was an actual elbow and no sorry or excuse me or anything, why am I not aloud to stab stupid rude people? As long as I have been coming to Vic the same vendors have hawked their wares on the harbour. She wanted to buy a picture I did along time ago but thought better of it. The rest of the night was tv and sleep. No sex tape.

So far day 3 has been pretty sweet, some TV and getting ready in the morning. We went to Craigdarroach, my 3rd or 4th time?? It is still sweet every time. I wish one day I could say I had the money to build my dream house. Also life musta sucked back then fireplaces and shit rather than furnaces.... We tried to drive to a winery but I guess that wine makers only do shows on Thursday through Sunday. On the bright side I found a Timmies in Saanich. We came back to the hotel and went to Irish Times again. The old lady loved the the chowder again, I finally got my oysters and it was worth it! We went to chapters and found nothing but after walking the harbour again she booked a horse carriage ride Friday. Also she bought one of those tin can paintings that you see a lot of in Mexico. Know what I mean, they are awesome looking but painted with household items...? I saw lots of them in Mexico. Anyways came back and here I am. Ghostly walks tonight, squash, winery and hopefully diner with friends tomorrow...

Day 1 in Vic

So it has happened, I am on vacation again. In Victoria, at the Delta. Courtesy of my girlfriends air miles. First off how the hell does one get so many air miles? I have been collecting for years and I think.. Think I am maybe at a couple thousand, I got 250 when I bought my truck. I think airfare and a slick hotel room for 6 nights was 15000 air miles. To put that in persecutive thats $300000 at Safeway. We flew early, well not really 10 AM. I hate flying, serious I hate it. Not much scares me but I am not a good flyer. On the brightside it is only less than  an hour and a half flight. We rented a Fiesta, not quite the same as my truck but I will live. Victoria's airport is so small! We tried to check in at Delta at 2 but it wasn't ready. So we went to Garricks head pub. Any person who goes to Vic should eat there in Bastion square. Then we walked the harbour and briefly the leg. grounds. Popped by the James Bay Inn, which is were anyone going to Vic should stay. Unless it is an airmiles trip! I am not too proud to say we bought alot of groceries to have breakfast and some other meals. Then we walked the Delta grounds. They are pretty slick. Anyways the King bed and the suite we got is pretty wicked. Anyways tonight is supposed to be a quiet night, so I am gonna sign off.

Heat wave or Whats new!

SO I am back from LA. Not gonna lie, it was pretty sweet. In every place in the world I wonder if there is a different attitude. Even though LA in one of the biggest cities in USA and Edmonton is one of the bigger cities in Canada they were very different. I did feel a bit like a hick sometimes. The fact is everything is more liberal, you can still smoke on patios (some) and bring your dogs to the bar for a beer! I thought E town was multicultural really we aren't. Although many episodes of the Shield did make me not want to go to East LA or get arrested. In all honesty LA could have 2 languages. And Venice made me think of a shadier Amsterdam. I saw the cup get won which for a hockey nut like me was friction SICK! We stayed in a place called Tracy California. It was in the 30's at 1 am. I doubt I could live like that. San Fran was neat but maybe not the best. Wine country and the Redwoods were awesome. Eureka, you creep me out. No offence but i felt much safer in LA than the night we spent there. I didn't even shower the hotel was so creepy. Also Applebees your a lie and you suck! Oregon was amazing. So pretty but I am glad to be home in Canada. I have a roommate again, which has its ups and downs. It is awesome to have someone else around, not so much when the old lady wants sex or time alone. And I came back broke, I owe everyone money which is really pissing me off. That isn't even the right words more like depressing me. The oil failed so bad we got first pick again. And we drafted NAIL! I am excited, finally I think I might buy an Oiler jersey. I hear Taylor Hall is actually a fucking douche bag. That doesn't surprise me, he has the look of one. Also on a personal note I just figure if your gonna be a douche you should at live up to your hype not just let us all down.... I turned thirty one. Old balls right? Well no grey pubes but still. It was a good little party, sadly only my uncle and my mom wished me a happy b day from my family, on my birthday others got around to it. The gf got me way too much stuff and all my friends remembered. I hear they want to make a "reality" show of the north side of E town. But they were looking for "types" How is that reality if they are acting? And really do you think a virgin or a gangster are gonna come on your show? The only real people will be the used up old cougars. My mens league team made it to the semi finals. I would be excited except we have made it to the finals 4 outta 5 times and not won yet.  Ted is by far the funniest movie in years. Edmonton broke a record temp today. I haven't been at a comfortable temp in 4 days. I have to go water my garden, which surprisingly is doing well, go figure. I think I might make it to the lake once this year. That makes me really sad, I think I hate growing up.

Outside blogging

So Summer is trying to peak its head out, I figured I would write sitting in the backyard with a cold beer Sadly the wind is kicking up, why is it that it can be beautiful all day but when ya go home it turns ugly. I planted a garden but I can't tell if it is weeds poking out or did I actually grow plants. My flower beds look like shit, stupid delicate plants. Also I am creeped out by garden gnomes, why did they become so popular and why does everyone have one or two in their yard or garden? So the Kings made it to the Stanley Cup Finals for the second time. I hope they win, they are a good team. But it would be nice for the Devils to win and Brody to maybe retire on a very high note. I know I have said it before but cell cams are amazing! It think secretly a lot of women want to be photographed, even ones who shouldn't. However I don't think I have met any of these ladies. I am on day 15? of getting the paper delivered. I do have a big stack of to read, I have finished 0 so far. IS it old fashioned to ask a father for his daughters hand in marriage? Not that I plan to ever do that but I am curious if that still happens. The piano is actually pretty cool in music, it can sound pretty good. I will never understand why bands break up, all the fame money women....Fame is a funny thing. I just did 5 years of back taxes, I failed had myself owing like 20 grand. My girlfriends granny did them and I should see a return of $1500. I hate taxes, it pisses me off everyone I know who barely or rarely works not cause they can't but because they don't wanna. Get big refunds and I have had a job since I was 14 get dick all back. I live with a good friend, her dad owns the house. I do appreciate the fact I have super low rent, but I do have a beef. They want my windows all closed if we aren't home. When I go out I like to leave them open, we get a small summer and it is nice to have fresh air not stale.... Watching the Hatfields and McCoys, wow feuds were dumb back in the day. Not just them but it doesn't seem like either side is right, it doesn't seem like anyone wins but it never ends! Serious if your gonna have a blood feud do what you gotta to win and carry on or else they are just gonna keep coming back. 3 Days till L.A. , I have never flown by myself before, I am kinda nervous plus I still have no ride to the airport. Why does Captain Mo' taste so good? Havin my best mens league season for goals ever. Now I miss 4 games but since I will be in Cali I guess I am okay with it. The chair I have been having sex on seems wobbly now, I should fix it before roommate gets home. Anyways this one was going nowere so i will post it since I have tried to write it three times and since I have just spent 7 days in LA I could start on that blog.

Again nothing relavant

So I let my old lady take away my NHL 2012, so I could do more useful things. I did plant a garden and clean the house. It was supposed to help me write after work and so far I have hit a block. I have done 1 blog and maybe 4 or 5 paragraphs on stories. I also mowed my lawn, whoot! Watched the Avengers, that movie is insane. I think Chris Nolans Batman series might be in trouble this summer, I don't know if it will do nearly as well. Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga still scare the fuck out of me. I found out my Ex got engaged, instead of getting pissed drunk I watched NCIS which is surprisingly good. It is funny how fond memories can become but when you were in it, it didn't seem so great. The homo who works on the desk with me has been exposing me to the awful thing called pop music. He is an awesome guy, but I have tried to tell him no self respecting male will listen to virgin radio. I haven't listen to Jenna Marbles in awhile, I think I may go to her blog next. I have got the paper for three weeks now, 21 issues. I have read 2 but I have seen each sunshine girl. Which reminds me I need to go check the mail.  Beer can chicken is awesome, it is fun to try some new ways of cooking old food. I also recommend deep frying turkeys. I started the Shield a few years ago, got half way and stopped watching. Now I have to start it all over again, same with the wire. I wonder is it easier to break into comics or novels? I have both I wanna write, with all the new technology I had hoped there would be a machine I could tell the stories to rather than write. It would make things so much easier. Also I wonder how popular a writer one would have to be to have a comfortable life. I read it on the internet, 50 cent helped found the vitamin water I love. Is there anything he won't do to make money? Are him and Eminem still friends? I wanna buy some penny stocks and have them explode! I swear I have seen a million on line ads for it.... Anyways maybe I will have something more relevant tomorrow. I would like to hook up my old computer and up load some of those rants.

More Random BS

So it sucks, by the time I get to blogging I am usually half buzzed and lose the real train of thought I had. On the bright side that usually means I cleaned house or something to end up here. But if I got back to my first blog this was supposed to be a warm up, it isn't though it is becoming a night ender. Anyways ever wonder why wine tastes so good? Seriously a good red is heaven, white not real sold on. Why are school zones so slow? If your driving a van and have to slow down to drive by a playground it just makes you look creepy. Aren't the teachers watching the kids? Why would they be near the road? People are getting real soft.. I now know at least 3 people who had to take time off of work because of stress. I don't recall but did they guy in WWII have to take time off? Or did they just deal with it? Is it wrong to play video games at 30? My dad didn't but he didn't play them growing up either, are we a new group in history just based on technology? And if so will my kids not even leave the couch? Do I really want kids? You had to know hockey was gonna come up since it is NHL playoffs. First I am reduced to cheering for the Kings, lets go L.A! Second Detroit let me down again, they are far from the Dead Wings of old but I think the Dynasty needs some revamping... Also The great 8 let me down again... Crosby has won a Cup, lost a cup in the finals and won a gold. It is getting hard to call A.O the best when every year his points are going down and it isn't growing as a player. He is a pure goal scoring power forward let him do that don't try and to grow him. He was signed cause he can score over 60 not to be a great 2 way player. Swollen Members are awesome, serious if you listen to their  CDs it is hard to find a "bad" song. It is too bad they will never explode since they don't rap about being bangers. I feel bad for Mad Child, much as I love him all the music videos he has been making himself kinda look like high school projects. Not dissing them just wish they could get big, get money to make real videos so more people could see how wicked they are. Also what happened to rap that matters? Is there anyone out there making songs like Tupac's Brendas got a baby? Changes? WTF is up with TV... Does every profession get a show now. Truckers, pawn brokers, cops, relators, even fucking house wives and every has been washed up celebrity? Not that some aren't entertaining Duck Dynasty, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives but it is getting out of hand. Radio is the same, I just started listening to it at work. To all radio stations THERE ARE MORE THAN 8 SONGS OUT THERE!! Thank god for spring, it is great to see cuties out jogging again. Also golf should be here soon. My PVR cuts off the last 5 minutes of every show.... Do you know how annoying that is when those are usually the most important minutes of the entire hour. Some MCs confuse me, Motorcycle clubs. Did you know that there is an MC for cops and for firemen, ya those are noble professions but they seem to run opposite of the whole MC idea. I mean you can be a biker and a cop but a cop in an MC? I am off to LA next month. It is by far the biggest city I have ever been to. I plan on seeing hollywood and strutting my shit down Venice beach. Is it too much for a white boy from Canada to drive by Compton just for a peek? Zenoscope comics, Preston & Child, Kathy Reichs and Neil Gaiman rule! But I should get to some real writing and making dinner.

More Random Shit

Some things can be cheaper out on, the following cannot. Coke, liquor, garbage bags, presents for girlfriends, condoms (If they are on sale for being expired just leave them. Gambling is only fun if your winning. I am a little depressed I wrote a few blogs, shouldn't I be famous by now. Being a gay dude would be super awesome, girls would let me touch them a lot more. Lost was an awesome show, the second time the mystery is gone but you see a lot of hints and for shadowing. I have a feeling alot of nerds were let down when the saw Zena nude in the Spartacus series. Superstar athletes should not be sign to long term huge contracts. 5 years max to see if they actually pay off. Mirrors and cell cameras are a great combo. The next bbq I buy is gonna have a natural gas line, this refilling tanks is horseshit. Working at a landfill would suck, I can't handle the smells. Cats are way smarter than dogs, but dogs are a lot nicer. If you buy a booth at a pop culture fair please don't just sell old used dirty toys, you look stupid. Kate Upton is too hot, I think she might be a robot. Whatever happened to Mel Gibson? So a man accused of killing a 15 year old girl and sexually assaulting her was acquitted, now he is arrested again for the same type of homicide. Think he was guilty the first time?? And kudos to whoever it was that assaulted him in the court house. Nikki Minaj you acre the fuck outta me, you to Mr Gaga. What happened to Courntey Love? Did anyone ever figure out how Sandra Bullock ended up with Jesse James? Look up jungle fart on urban dictionary it is awesome.If you punch out a guy at a bar, find out later he is gay is that a hate crime? Really is he an asshole first or a queer? Thats all I got for today, maybe I can do an actual blog about something tomorrow.

Todays Random Thoughts

Dear Betty White, it was great you had a SNL comeback. But lets call that, that and end this madness go back to the retirement castle. Jason Vorhees does have better acting skills than the entire cast of twilight. Jacob is soooo dreamy, wait that was supposed to be a private thought. Taxes really suck, until you need to go to the hospital. The hospital sucks though cause of the crazies and the hypochondriacs. Good Vodka is great other than that Vodka is awful. I want a tattoo but chinese symbols scream douche and at 70 I doubt I will still want a flaming skull. If I had been in the air force maybe. Track suits are only for real athletes and wops from NY, not suburban Canada. 4 X 4 is the greatest thing I ever bought! Cell phone companies are modern day gangsters, this is like their prohibition. I want a cat again, they really are the best pet. Smarter than dogs, more cuddly than fish and legal unlike the monkey I really want. Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Lynx guarding your house? Fuck you alarm company, I have a 300 lbs killing machine. Rap needs someone like Tupac again and sadly Justin Beiber is still alive. The Simpsons had their run. I did love them, I can remember when it was a treat to stay up past my bed time in elementary to watch them. I will be 31 this year, they kinda lost any edge or relevance they had. The occupy movement really needs to go away, it is even popping up as a joke on sitcoms and cop shows. Batwings suck. They need to invent a new drink. Like beer but with a much better flavour but less booze than rye or rum or vodka. Strippers are great entertainment, so are casinos. But they cost so much. It is sad that some of the worlds nicest people are dumb and a lot of the worst people are clever. There is some real disturbing porn out there. I would like a top hat or a fedora, but I don't think I could pull it off. I don't think racial slurs should be used by the people it is a slur against. If your using it why can't I? Shovelling is for suckers, soon as I am rich I am done with it. I heard it said no honest person ever gets rich, thats BS. The richest people I know are too honest. I miss 80's Metallica, GnR also Rage against the machine and old Eminem and Hed p.e. Raspberry jam is the only jam worth eating

I love / Outlaw yoga pants

It is seriously unfair, women have a new weapon. Men don't there is nothing that makes my lowly beer gut go away. Well it isn't new now but they are out there, yoga pants are out there. Lulu and TNA have seriously made my life better and much worse at the same time. Look up, they are the wonder bras of asses. I recently even had a woman tell me they are the devil. A gross ass can slide into a pair and look like Kim fucking Kardashian. Which really should be a gift! But when you sit and think about it, it isn't. Let me explain.....

Look at that! Really look! Yes she has a great everything but those pants really highlight it. I personally think I am an ass man so this yoga pant craze is even worse for me. It used to be the whale tail, drew me every time but now its the yoga pants. And as I said before they can make a terrible ass decent. So it really is nice for girls with decent asses. They start to look phenomenal. So we both win! Guys like to ogle and women feel better with more confidence... Any sport is better with yoga pants. Hockey.. Damn I don't wanna catch her on a break away I like to watch. Golf, oh great swing and I have a reason to look at you from behind. Pool, yes bend over that table it is a long shot. Running, sure I will chase that rabbit. Also there is the whole yoga thing, I mean they were invented for that. You can wear them an feel comfort as you get in shape, butt I think there was a hidden motive. (Ha see what I did there! God I need to get out more.)

This is the real problem... This is a true story. I went to my coffee shop the other day for a lunch drink. I talked to the normal kinda scary middle aged women with dreadlocks and facial piercings. From the corner of my eye I noticed a pair of pants like grey.... Look up! See it! I kinda ignored dreads and stared at grey. Then I noticed Dreads was scowling, which is new cause she loves me I actually tip. PS tip at decent coffee shops, if you don't they will just raise the prices another buck no coffee is worth 6 bucks. Anyways grey turned around and smiled at me with her braces. BRACES!!!! Shit, I felt real old and real dirty. Yoga pants should not be legal until you are of legal age. End, nope serious that is entrapment. If you can't buy booze or do porn you really shouldn't be aloud yoga pants. Next is another truth. There is too much or too little booty, these pants hide it. If you are lucky enough to get them on your bedroom floor, they really can lead to disappointment. WTF, were did you hide all that? Or, Ummm wasn't there a curve down here? These yoga pants they are a tricky trap.

Ya, ya this is a weak blog. The pics are by far the best part but I did wanna try out this pasting pic option and see how it works. I doubt anyone is upset by the material. Also the dude above has the best job ever and I would bet he really isn't a yoga guru. I can't see him touching his toes.

And the sad downside to Hockey

I love hockey, anyone who read my blogs will know that. I somehow seem to mention it in everyone. I play in a Co-ed league, a mens ball league and outdoor shinny. My girlfriend is slowly learning to hate the NHL video games. This goes with most of my friends, we all love it. May and June my female roommates hate the TV and the playoffs. But sadly in some people it brings out the worst, even I slip and I see my friends slip but to be fair here is some of the bad shit hockey does.

Hockey parents. Sometimes it doesn't seem like it but I do understand drive and desire. I don't have kids but I can see how some parents want their kids to be stars. True fact the Cros likely had parents who pushed him. Ovi sure did. Another true fact there are only 30 teams in the NHL. To keep math easy say a team has 20 players. 600, thats all 600 pro players. Be generous 800. In any major Canadian city there are at least that many kids in hockey. Thats just Canada, you still got USA, Russia, Sweden, Finland, Czech at least with kids trying to make it as a hockey player... Sorry to countries I didn't mention, I know you have kids to who will make the NHL. So now be honest, even if your kids is a big deal in your city he is only a big fish in a small pond. So why be douches? No the ref doesn't always make the best, but insulting him how does that help? If anything more calls are gonna go against you. Other hockey parents acting like an ass??? It is mirror, I love watching 2 moms or dads start beaking each other. They each think the other is a dumbass and everyone watching is like oh shit what a pair of asses. Also in house hockey I agree each kid gets even time, fair perfect. If however your kid moves up to rep hockey, don't bitch about ice time to the coach. Hockey is a team sport and everyone has a role. The coach decides that I hate watch people say my kid needs more ice time. You think people demanding more ice time in the NHL get it?? Sadly hockey makes hockey parent who irk me....

Fun leagues, sadly even fun leagues can get shitty. I know so good hockey players, keep in mind the didn't even get drafted but they can dominate normal games. After 3 goals, one promised not only not to shoot anymore but only to set up women. (sorry ladies).  When other teams complain how good they are they don't bitch, lol they only set up women. (sorry again ladies) To me that is the mark of a hockey player. However I have noticed it more in fun leagues less skill people get mad when they suck. I have seen guys run girls into boards. Start pushing matches in ZERO contact leagues, even try to fight after the games. Really? Really? Ya hockey is a intense sport and it suck to lose but really?? A co-ed fun league and you act like that? Trust me, I know scouts aren't at my mens games so they sure aren't at co-ed. Also being a bad loser can happen. If you can't shake hands after a fun game your a disgrace to our game. And whining, if it is called for I guess is okay in fun leagues. But you can't whine and then do what your whining about.

Beer / Mens leagues. It has happened before, in a very high tier mens ball league / ice leagues a player made the NHL. This is not you! There is a need to play your best, be intense, talk smack! Thats hockey, but dirty hits? Come on, your likely a working smuck going home to your wife and kids after the game. So is the guy you just wrecked, now he is hurt and has to deal with that while trying to make the same living you are. Most jobs don't cover rec hockey injuries for time off. And after game shit, thats just retarded. (sorry retards, I didn't mean to offend.) Your not a hockey player if you are fighting in the parking lot after, your just a moron.

Drunks. Yes I have been in this category. And done dumb shit. But not like the champ drunks, who don't  even watch or play hockey but use it as an excuse to be fucking morons. Montreal, Edmonton, Vancouver. Riots? Really? This one is hard to even blame on hockey or booze. That is just the bad apples, (can't believe I just used grandpas word.) Not gonna lie, I liked shirts off for Horcoff! It was a friend of mine who started the blue mile website. But not at Rexall. My take is people are gonna be stupid with civic pride no matter what sport. So what if women wanna flash? AT a bar! So what if guys wanna get drunk and try to invent a team shooter? In bars thats fine and real fans aren't gonna riot, they realize how dumb that is. So I guess I can't blame hockey, just stupid people.

IN the end, it isn't hockey that causes problems. It is stupid people, who missed their chance or never had one. People who have issues and hockey just brings it out. Dear hockey, your excused thanks again for being awesome and showing us who real stupid people are.

Hockey, The greatest game in Canada

So I just got home from the neighbourhood rink, played 2 hours of hockey. With kids, boys and girls from five to adult. All different skill levels and yet they all got along. It was the same for the adults, I am by no means a good hockey player, I wasn't the worst there but far from the best. We all played together people joked around, poked fun at bad plays and cheered good plays. Even for the other team. Not kidding it felt like a Timmy Hoes commercial and I realized why hockey is the best sport ever and why it is so important to Canada. Here are some of the lessons I learned. I am gonna be honest though, I am not gonna say some poor handicapped kid stopped by we let him play and he scored a game winner. Then died a day later but happy. I hate those heart warming, tear jerking fake stories. I am just saying what I really saw.

Fair play and encouragement is fundamental hockey. Shiny first off you don't hit. Sure in the big league we love a good hit, but thats not what hockey is about. I was lined up a few times and coulda been a grease stain but players let it go cause its about fun, second the encouragement. I have a great deal of (misguided) faith i could stop a 10 year old boy but I didn't. Shiny demands you let them get the thrill of deking through people. As kids get a little older and more skilled, yes people try a bit harder but every kid deserves that break out chance. Sure all bets are off when I try but for the kids this is a huge deal... Why don't they ever let me break out!

Civil behaviour. I mean I slowed down my motor mouth. I love the words Cunt, Fuck, ball sack, anal beads, your moms hairy twat!!! But I didn't say it. Well maybe once but a friend punched me in the back and pointed toward kids. I have made an ass of myself on golf course, restaurants, movie theatres, city fucking streets but on the rink nope. A censor jumped right into my mouth and not in a gay way! Also I love drinking, I am a champ at it. Not for shiny though, yes we had a beer before we went but didn't bring any. We brought water bottles, drinking and being a dumbass if frown HEAVILY upon.

Doing shit! Seriously people getting out and being active is great these days. I play a ton of vids, I spend days on the couch eating junk and watching movies. Moving around, getting the blood flowing is good not only for the soul but for the heart. Not a metaphor! Also you might just meet your neighbours, ya those people who live next door. Sometimes you say or shovel the walk a bit. Maybe they are pretty decent people who you might like and get along with like happened in the past. Not the ones you occasionally smile at and then lock your doors.

Last point, even though I could make many more and it doesn't have to do with shiny but with Hockey and with Canada. We love it, we live it. The 72 summit series? Who hasn't heard about that? The Crosby goal that won gold! People jumped on tables when he beat the Americans, at least in the pub I was in. World Juniors, some of our favourite heroes became heroes there. It seems across the biggest nation in the world, with a million different races, religions, politics we almost all seem to get behind our hockey icons and that really is a big deal.

VD day? STD day? STI day!!

I hate valentines day! It is the only holiday more commercial than Christmas and instead of the brotherly love its all about the sex. In the restaurant business it is one of the biggest days of the year, couples go out to remember that they love each other. New couples and blind dates go out trying to get into the others pants. People spend stupid money on cards.... Really, I do appreciate cards. Usually the ones my parents buy me are really nice and meaningful on Christmas and my birthday but do I really need one with a heart to prove I care about my girlfriend? I got her a kids one with Elmo. Also does everyone need to give everyone cards? I saw happy Valentines Grandma, grandpa, brother, sister. This is a holiday about lust I think it is wildly inappropriate that you get your sister a card, unless your in the deep south. Also chocolate, that almost seems counter active. Give her chocolate and she gets fat and the lust goes away. See the problem? So thats my first beef, it ids a commercialized waste of money.
Serial killers!!! Thats my second beef. Let me explain how this day leads to serial killers. First off I can't believe that in this PC world they even let Valentines be given out in schools. With every child being a special snowflake, how does it work for the kid in class no one wants to give a valentine to? Come on be real, there is one or two in every class. The girl or boy no one likes, how must that feel? So here is how it plays out. Kid gets a few pity Valentines. Gets a pube or two a year later and starts to write terrible emo music. Realizes emo sucks balls and discovers goth! Loses all emo sadness and self loathing starts listening to angry murder music. Grows long greasy hair and gets notice me please piercings. Starts of small killing cats and dogs. Shoots up school after playing violent video games. Or goes back to normal goes to college and hides world resenting ideas. Then slowly starts to make a woman suit like Buffalo Bill. This all starts from a bad Valentines day..... Well maybe that doesn't happen often but thats my second beef serial killers!
Its creepy, serious at first it was about martyrs but then some loopy brit added this

Chaucer's love birds

The first recorded association of Valentine's Day with romantic love is in Parlement of Foules (1382) byGeoffrey Chaucer^[22] Chaucer wrote:

For this was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make.

["For this was on Saint Valentine's Day, when every bird cometh there to choose his mate."]

This poem was written to honor the first anniversary of the engagement of King Richard II of England toAnne of Bohemia.^[23] A treaty providing for a marriage was signed on May 2, 1381.^[24] (When they were married eight months later, they were each only 15 years old).

15! Seriously a poem written for 15 year old lovers made this a romantic holiday. And cupid, he is a fat boy often in  a diaper. What the hell kind of holiday has that for a mascot. At least have a chick on a brass pole for a mascot!

In closing the holiday is a commercial rip off, that creates serial killers and is based on a teen marriage with a fat boy in diapers as a mascot. Sticking simply to those facts this is a messed up day. Now the sad thing is I did in fact get my girlfriend a card and a teddy bear to get laid yesterday, but I am fairly sure that woulda happened without the bear and card

Random

So some random thoughts today, Whitney Houston died this weekend. I only remember her from my moms car growing up, I think the only celebrity I will ever remembers death is MJ since he was the Elvis of our time. The Devils rock is a terrible movie. Alex Ovechikn has forgot how to play hockey. I told a friend that he said Ovechkin is Russian for over paid with no heart. I said that was Semin, Ovi means 2 trick pony that got solved. The inter web is way too full of porn. Take safe search of google type in anything and porn comes up. I was thinking of making a porn called W.A.D or Weapons of ass destruction, witty play on WMD right? No not really and it has probably been done. Also it is likely a taboo in porn to use the word WAD, rest in peace John Holmes. Also a 80 year old man in Thailand died by choking on his dentures after having sex for 45 minutes. 45!!! wow at 80 this man deserves a state funeral. Used car salesmen are really annoying and phoney, yet one just made off with a lot of my money. It is funny how skanky you can make children's classic costumes like Alice or little red riding hood. Valentines day is a terrible holiday, yet I am making Salmon and getting flowers in hopes to get laid. Fact is I would likely get laid anyways. Damn you Hallmark. Men yes all men are either tit men or ass men. I mean we like both but each guy has a preference. I love latin women so figure it out. I am writing this while cleaning house and it is really not helping. Recycling should be mandatory it makes sense and it isn't some hippy BS. The world is becoming too idiot proof. Coffee cups should not have to say "hot careful", laws suits started all that and is actually harming us by working against natural selection. Crime does pay, that may not be a good thing but it is true. So legalize marijuana, if it was regulated and controlled bad guys lose a lot of money. Also legalize prostitution, the women would be safer and the government would get it cut and again bad guys lose money. No city that doesn't get snow should ever win the stanley cup. Collection agents are the toughest guys in the world.... over the phone. Reality TV needs stopped,really. Also the people in the "OCCUPY" movement are dumb. Seriously forever 1% of the world has controlled 99% of the wealth. This isn't new, get back to work. I do not agree with it but I do support clean injection sites until the war on drugs is won lets try and keep the by products like disease down. Central Vacs suck at sucking. Reading "smart" books does not make one smart. All the Sun Tzu in the world just looks lame if your not comprehending what your reading. Travel warnings are getting out of hand, I don't need to be advised not to go to Iran or Iraq. And Mexico didn't get bad, it has always been dangerous if you went looking for it.Youth justice is getting out of hand. A 15 year old is free to go after beheading a puppy, he is sorry and knows his actions were wrong. REALLY??? Sounds like he is gonna be a pillar in our community. And last but not least I need to get cracking on the cleaning as my date starts soon.

What Video Games Have Taught Me.

So you can learn from mind numbing video games in two ways, or I have learned things in two ways from them. First what the plots can teach and second what playing can teach, so below is what i have learned from plots and from playing.

Plots - Plumbers love mushrooms and sometimes they see stars and think they are bears or socks or even frogs. These guys take fours years of school.... It is possible to carry guns, bats, knives (all at once!) kill hookers and beat cops as long as you can get your car painted in 10 seconds you will totally get away with it!I have learned to hate Corey Perry, he never passes to me. Kevin Bieksa is a pussy (We already knew that)  You don't need any talent to make it in a band just awesome clothes and a few buttons on a guitar. If your ever fighting a mythical creature, you have roughly thirty seconds to scroll through an enormous selection of weapons and various spells you may need. If you ever see a car turn into a bullet, just get out of the way. Also ditto if you notice any colour of a turtle shell coming at you. Getting two swords attached by chains to your arms is AWESOME. Any person who kicks ass and is in a costume so they can't be identified as male or female is really a hot chick under it all, feel free to dream about her. Aliens and zombies really suck! If you ever hear someone yell finish him! a long and stupid process will let you do funky shit. Magic swords rule, men in green outfits not so much. You cannot kill a polar bear with a hunting knife, don't try. Auto save can both suck and rule depending on the game, if you wanted to retry or do better it really screws you. The world of illegal street racing is huge and any car can be souped up to a speed demon. Robots also suck and are plotting to take over our world.

Playing - It is always a bad idea to drink and play any game were people fight each other. 4 drunk guys and a UFC game is a bad idea. If your girl comes out in a slinky outfit it is best to stop whatever game, even if you aren't at a save point. Wii fit taught me I am not fit. Online I learned there are way too many 30 to 40 year old virgins, and todays youth are telephone tough guys with shitty attitudes. Never leave the couch for a snack or piss cause your not getting your spot back.(Farting may help, don't push to hard.) If your going to own a game system you might as well buy a huge hi def TV and surround sound. Drinks and wii games should be kept far apart. Parties can be killed late at night by turning on video games. Never play lame music when gaming, Michael Bolton and mortal combat do not mix. Pausing any game for a small period of time can burn images into the TV, this can lead to fights. Steaks burn when left unattended. Pot can be a performance enchanting drug, if you are doing something that you do not need to move more than your fingers for. In apartments neighbours don't like hearing screams of joy or anger. They also don't like sex noises but videos games can seriously cut down on those anyhow. I need a new hobby.

The 7.5 and other lists

I am going to assume everyone knows about the pass list. Every relationship should have 1. Its the 5 - 10 people you will likely never meet but if you do and they want a night of monkey sex, you get a free pass. And it goes both ways the guy and the girl get one. Couple key rules, it has to be people you will likely NEVER meet. If you say her sister for the list your likely not gonna need a list after that. And it has to be only a few people. 5 is a good number, I have heard 10 but that might again start to piss the other person off. I was gonna go with 7.5 but since I don't know any sexy midgets we will round to 8.
8 - Bar Rafeli.
7 - Jessica Biel
6 - Kim Kardashian
5 - Brooklyn Decker
4 - Jesse Lee Denning
3 - Kendra Wilkinson
2 - Avril Lavigne
1 - Scarlett J.

Sorry to all the women who didn't make the list, I am sure you A list celebs are heart broken. Next time maybe we will do the anti 8.

10 best albums, this is in no real order. As depending on my mood the constantly change but here goes

10 - Hed P.E - Broke. Easily best rock rap album of all time.
9 - Jay-Z - The blue print. Ya all is albums are good, but this really is the blue print for rap.
8 - GnR - Appetite for Destruction. No one did hard rock hair metal better.
7 - Nirvana - Nevermind. Yes it is commercial pop grunge but they did make the whole scene.
6 - Led Zeppelin - ZoSo. Really why would I even explain how this album made it.
5 - Swollen Members - Dagger mouth. It was hard to pick between this and Black Magic but Dagger wins and is Canadas best rap
4 - Metallica - Master of Puppets. Remember when they weren't old and shitty.
3 - Dr. Dre - Chronic 2001. Pac is great, Jay-z can rip it up, Eminem is witty, Snoop is the dogg father but Dre is an Icon.
2 - Rage against the machine - Evil Empire. Some say they are to corporate but they get more messages out than any other band
1 - Eminem - The slim shady lp. Its witty, scary, sad, manic and that was when Eminem still had normal problems. Not hollywood problems.

5 Best movies/series. First off if it is a series the whole series has to be good not like most of the 80's slasher films, that had 1 good 1 and then 20 crappy ones. This is all movies maybe sometime I will do a genre special. And picking out single movies would just be way too hard.

5 - Harry Potter. The fact that it is based on the best book series ever REALLY helps. But it is a great series and it was fun to watch them grow up. Now I hope they don't get the Mark Hamil curse.
4 - Kevin Smith. I would call it the Jay and silent Bob series, but in some of them they are just background noise. Not all View Askew movies but ones that Jay and Bob at least Cameo in.
3 - Pirates of the Caribbean. Face it, the whole series is good. Not all great, dead mans chest was lacklustre but it was still a good movie. Not bad for a series based on a ride I had never heard of.
2 - Chris Nolans Dark Knight. Nolan sees Batman the way it should be, dark, gritty and without super villains. Yes the 80's batman was good but the series just got worse and worse. If Dark Knight rising is as good as the first 2, we could have a new champ next year.
1 - Lord of the Rings. The books were are hard and boring read, the movies made it the other way. (Unlike you Narnia) And sorry Star Wars, you don't even break the top five because of George Lucas' greed making 2 crappy prequels.

To end it all lets go with a list in no particular order of the most over rated and iritating things around

10 - Snooki, wait the "situation" no wait... Jersey Shore!!! What a waste of TV time.
9 - Vegans. WTF I mean it isn't healthier. And you can't seriously being thinking of the cows and pigs.
8 - Car Salesmen. At work I deal with sales people all day but none are like the jackasses on car lots.
7 - 89% of youtube. Please stop posting family videos no one cares about except your family. And fake trailers.
6 - Internet porn. Serious?? Show me a good two second clip then want a credit card? Now what do I do?
5 - Mohawks. Unless you are 4 or younger don't fucking wear these you just look dumb.
4 - The Occupy movement. Here in town one of the organizers is "allegedly" an unemployed drug dealer
3 - 1 ply toilet paper. First off buy two ply it really doesn't cost much more and second JUST MAKE 2 PLY
2 - Pop music. Listening to the radio today makes me wanna slit my wrist and I hate emo music!
1 - Hangovers. Sure they are gods way of saying "You kicked ass last night!" but they really suck!

Best of TV (Reaper Awards! 2012)

So I am a pop culture junkie. I am hooked on various TV series. I love music and books but this is gonna be all about TV. Now to be honest I rarely watch TV as it plays but catch it on Shaw on Demand. Anyways this is kinda weak but to start this week off lets talk about TV.
First off I hate sitcoms, well maybe I don't hate them but I sure don't follow them. However i have found the best sitcom out there is.... The Big Bang Theory. It is a show based around actual funny smart humour! Not just dick and fart jokes.... Nothing wrong with dick and fart jokes but Big Bang is smart and funny! It is not as edgy as say Family Guy or South Park but it is funny as hell and does get some good jabs in at stupid people.
Next is guilty pleasures..... First is Glee. I said it, Glee! The whole thing is stupid, a musical show about the "sigh" lives of high school kids. I wish i could go back to the problems I had in high school. I have no sympathy for the characters but the one liners are great and the blonde dumb cheerleader is fucking hot! Second guilt pleasure Hawiiai Five 0. Terrible show! The acting is bad, the plots are so often easy to solve but... For a G rated action show it is pretty damn good. The new blonde cop really helps out as Grace Park doesn't do it for me. Had HBO made it, it might actually be a hit but global...? Maybe not so much. Finally Bones. It is cheesy and very weak compared to the books it is based on but.. It is funny, the writing is good and even if the cases are easy to solve the overall show is just fun. But now on to the good stuff.
Best fantasy fiction on TV. Easy, Game of Thrones.  No one is safe, Ned Stark proved that. The story first off is awesome. The acting amazing, this is a show I hope goes on for a long time.. But since it is based on a book series I would say it has a limited series span. Also in top Fantasy series but not winning. True Blood, never read the books, heard they are good. Starting to get way over top though. Fairyland? At war? WTF. Maybe with some fine tuning True Blood can find its way back but last season was toooooo much. Grimm and Once Upon a Time have a lot of potential but we will have to wait and see how they go.
Best (New) Action series... Strike Back. I am sad, thinking that since it is based on a book and it wrapped up it is done. Yes it is a huge American and British show.. Boo terrorists hurray us and yada yada yada. But is was well done. Everything a guys action show need, guns, boobs and bombs. However I will prematurely say Spartacus will win next time. Cant wait to see the new season.
Best WTF show Shameless. I can't even explain the whole plot of this series but it is amazing. Drama, comedy, wtf? It has it all if you have a twisted sense of humour and out look on life. I think everyone should at least give it a chance.
Best Sport Show. Hockey Night In Canada. Self explanitory
Best Crime Drama Boardwalk Empire. This is a stretch, there is a better show but we will get to that. Season 1 was better. But the fact is season 2 was still very good. Steve B. is amazing as Nucky. For once he doesn't have to play a creepy weirdo. But Season 2 finale??? Jimmy was the best part of that series. Didn't they learn from 2 and a half men you can't kill the main character? If they want me to keep watching they had better not try and redeem Nucky.
Best Show called Dexter. You guessed it! Dexter! Except for a dismal third season, Dexter never fails to be good. This season was well played and Tom Hanks kid is a great pyscho! Except for Trinity he is easily the best guest star. And the ending, wow perfect Deb finally sees him for what he is. Minus the whole incest thing one of the best seasons ever. Also a hat tip to Mos, as Brother Sam.
Drum roll please... The winner, best of the best.....
Sons Of Anarchy. I hate to say I told you so but I did after season 1! This show just gets better and better. Unlike the Sopranos which went through lull's every second season Sons has yet to disappoint. Not 100% sure I am a fan of the CIA becoming involved but we shall see how that plays out. Huge cheers to Kurt Sutter for making this. Ron P, Kathy S and Charlie H for being the best and most crazy family on TV. The whole cast and crew deserve huge Kudos.
Worst thing on TV.... The MTV generation. Thats not a show (I hope) But that is a group of shows. Just terrible TV, for people raised in the TV nation. So here is a small list of all the shows that fall into it. Jersey Shore, WTF other than Jwows ass this is awful. Given the chance I promise to bitch slap everyone from this show. Gossip Girl?? Really what is this garbage. Vampire Diaries, couldn't bring myself to watch another episode after my roommate made me watch one. Anything with the word Kardasian. Just stop, you are on all the tabloids in the grocery store, why must I see you at home to. Not that Kim is hard on the eyes but I can only watch so much TV in mute. Allen Gregory, please do not get renewed. Seth McFarlane, Matt Stone and Trey Parker topped cartoons so lets stop making stupid new ones. Survivor, big brother your still on?

Blog? Why not!

So here it goes my first blog. I am clearly not smart enough to make my own page or at least I am way too lazy. It took me along time to get to here. For along time I figured bloggers, vloggers, people who write letters to the editor were either pompous self righteous asses, or lonely bored goth kids. Then I looked at my own writing career. Wait I don't have a writing career,my NHL 2012 Career is actually better... At least people read some blogs. Still not sold. Then I watched Jenna Marbles, she is insane and hilarious. But she's hot and i am not so still not sold. I met a couple bloggers, nice people, smart people, funny people they destroyed my idea that bloggers were jackasses, but still not sold. Then i had an argument with a friend about new years resolutions. I said they were stupid, I was asked why and I said no one keeps them. I guess some people do! So I looked back and every year I said I would write more. I started a lot but never finished anything, so here is my resolution. To write at least 3 times a week. I figure if I start by blogging then I can keep on writing and maybe work on some of my stories or comics rather than my NHL 2012 career. So really the blog is supposed to just be a warm up. 3 times a week..... I have no idea if anyone is gonna read this but I guess I can say a bit about me before I blog, so if someone does read they know what they are getting into.

I am Canadian, as far as I know I am the perfect Canadian. I love Tim Hortons and hockey. I am from Alberta, again I am good that. I support the oil industry and hate the Leafs, Canucks and Habs. I have been hunting, I like fishing. I drive a truck (But suck at anything mechanical) My home town was 30,000 when I lived there. So yeah I kinda fall into the Alberta Redneck category. But compared to a lot of my friends I fail. I am 30, I work a job I enjoy but it is not what I dreamt of doing as a kid. Really I dunno what I dreamed of being as a kid. Hobbies are reading, writing, hockey, camping.... This is starting to read like a date site profile. For some reason I am great at trivia, all kinds of stupid useless knowledge fill this head. I always have to have music playing and I like most music. I am sure if you actually read my blogs you will know me better. So thats it, that all lets start blogging.....